cali- forn ya

The wizard is no longer relevant

I know you are probably thinking, "what the heck are you talking about, the wizard is a classic movie about families and caring about retarded people." But this movie is literally insane. The whole movie, the kids are being chased by a crazed bounty hunter.

This guy physically assaults the children at multiple points in the story. I thought he was trying to help the kids. This movie also tells you that if you are mentally challenged, you should never be helped, but should be on the run to cali, forn ya
Why wern't any authorities alerted to these missing children? Were we supposed to believe that the Jimmy character was filled with gold, and if someone else got to him first, they would slice his belly and steal the medallions and Spanish gold doubloons?

I think the only thing that's important about the wizard anymore is that when you are googling Rilo Kiley for the first time, you think, "hey, I like this band. Let's see. Drummer? Check. Guitars? Check. Singer? Holy shit, that's the girl from the wizard!"