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so

samuel adams makes over 1 million different types of beer and every single one of them is touched by a hard working middle American man who is this guy on the right here.

none of the beer makers have good commercials. Corona is just some dude and a girl on the beach drinking away with some shiteating grin all over their face and a big ol lime next to their bucket. what they didn't remind you about was when you just paid 30$ for that beer in the Caribbean and it probably had a sip taken already by the bartender who before letting you take the beer, tried to sell you some poorly crafted home-made bracelet, where you were all "oh man, this is just what i want to remind me about this trip. a shitty bracelet and a beer to forget about the bracelet"

the best commercials by far are budweiser. Most, if not all of their commercials don't even have people drinking beer in them. They are just like "hey, look at the bud logo shown in different ways, because we have drilled this logo so far into the base of your skull that you don't even need a reason to like the drink other than the fact that you like this logo. Have a look at this horse, or maybe some stupid frogs. Are you drinking yet? Have some more. Man this logo tastes good, eh?"

you know, if drinking beer makes me look like grizzly adams, I think i'll have another