Aug 17, 2007

victor, echo, november

Goto http://tor.eff.org/ Make sure you have firefox and download torbutton . Keep scrolling down the tor page and download the Vidalia client. Install everything.
Why?
Whenever you visit a page on the internet you are identified by something called an IP address. Sometimes you need to visit a page where you don't want anyone knowing where you are located. Bam, TOR (The Onion Router).
Remember every movie with a computer in it when they steal a bunch of money and then later there's some dude who's all


GUY1
Jimmy! How much times did we have??!

Jimmy
They are tracking us, but i'm so 1337 they are like 50 places behind us. We have 54 more seconds

GUY1
Our webs! Hurry with the hacked computering

Jimmy
Almost there

Clock is at 5 seconds remaining and the interactive map is about to reach their location

GUY1
Jimmy??...

Jimmy
GOT IT! PULL THE PLUG!

Guy 1 reaches plug just in time before the FBI tracks their location

INT FBI OFFICE
FBI Guy
We lost them sir!

Howards
Dammit! How much internet did we just loose?

FBI Guy
Well, I'll have to re-route the encryptions to force the IP overhead to fall off to the sector 2 mainframe

Howards
In english?

FBI Guy
2 hours sir.

Howards
With stern look into the computer monitor flashing LOST CONNECITON.
It's in God's hands now...

By the way. If you were 'hacking' the FBI and weren't immediately disconnected you basically are off scott free. Lord knows they don't give a crap about anyone hacking, well, unless during your hack job you decided to pirate the latest episode of Battlestar Galactica, because, if that happens, you're dealing with the mpaa, and then pal, you're fucked


1 comment:

Tannerama said...

Its like in Pirates of the Caribbean when the East India Trading company is more powerful and scary than the actual British armada. Or like Robocop where OCP is more powerful than the government.

Gotta love it. Also, that is spot on the best movie hacking dialog I have ever seen.

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